Look, I love nature. Bees? Adorable fuzzy air wizards. Butterflies? Living confetti. Dragonflies? Tiny helicopters of grace. But houseflies? Wasps? Moths doing drunk laps around your ceiling light? Yeah, not so charming indoors.
That’s why we paint screen doors. Not only do we want to be fancy, we also want them to last as long as possible because we believe in fresh air without declaring war on the flying insect kingdom.
Also, hiring a bug-hunting cat is, frankly, out of the budget. Have you seen the rates for a good one? And the owners are worse than child pageantry parents.
So we paint. We preserve. We protect. One brushstroke at a time. It’s not just maintenance—it’s pest control diplomacy.
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